Crazy Good Meats — Coming Soon
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Beef prices keep rising. We all feel it — grocery store prices keep going up, and finding real value is harder than ever. That’s why more Texans are turning to wholesale beef — buying in bulk to fill their freezers with quality cuts. But even when you buy from local ranchers, the process can be complicated and expensive — and it’s not their fault.
Ranchers Work Hard
Ranchers do what they do best — raise great cattle. But most don’t have the systems or logistics in place to make bulk beef simple or predictable for consumers. That’s where the value gets lost:
- Ranchers must coordinate harvesting, slaughter, and butchering — all time-consuming and costly.
- Pricing is often based on 'hang weight' (the carcass after slaughter), and you’ll only keep 55–75% after processing.
- The final cost isn’t known until processing is done.
- Add harvest fees ($100–$300), processing costs ($0.50–$1.00/lb), and delivery fees, and your expected savings can quickly disappear.
A Quick Example
|
Hang Weight |
500 lb |
|
Price per lb |
$7.00 |
|
Subtotal |
$3,500 |
|
Harvest Fee |
+$300 |
|
Processing |
+$400 |
|
Delivery |
+$100 |
|
Total |
$4,300 |
|
Yield |
325 lb take-home |
|
Final Price per lb |
$13.23/lb |
You’re still supporting local ranchers — but you’re not getting the value you hoped for.
Enter Crazy Good Meats
We partner with ranchers, bringing you premium Black Angus beef — without the guesswork.
We’ve built the systems and processes they don’t have time to manage, so everyone wins:
• Ranchers stay focused on raising great cattle.
• You get unbeatable value, quality, and convenience.
How It Works
✔️ Buy by the pound — simple, transparent pricing.
✔️ Choose your size: 50, 100, 200, or 400 lb packages.
✔️ Free delivery anywhere in DFW.
✔️ Prices start at $9.99/lb.
It’s that simple. It’s that Crazy Good.
Launching the Day Before Thanksgiving
We go live Wednesday, November 26, just in time for your holiday meals. Celebrate with our Black Friday Sale — 10% OFF all orders!
Be First to Order
Reserve your spot today and be first to lock in launch-day savings and stock your freezer with Crazy Good value.
— Andrew, Crazy Good Meats
“Always stocked. Always simple. Always Crazy Good.”