What’s Included

A balanced mix of premium cuts — from nose to tail.

Every Crazy Good Meats package reflects the integrity of the animal. That means a thoughtful balance of steaks, roasts, ribs, brisket, and ground.

You receive the same cuts you’d expect from a premium butcher shop, prepared, packaged, and delivered freezer-ready.

Steaks

These are the cuts most people buy bulk beef for. Perfect for grilling, pan-searing, and special occasions.

Typical steak cuts include:

  • Ribeye
  • New York Strip
  • Sirloin
  • Tenderloin
  • Flat Iron
  • Skirt Steak
  • Flank Steak

Steaks are individually vacuum sealed and labeled, cut to 1.5” thickness.

Roasts

Roasts are versatile, flavorful, and ideal for slow cooking, smoking, or oven roasting.

Typical roast cuts include:

  • Chuck Roast
  • Rump Roast
  • Arm Roast
  • Sirloin Tip Roast
  • Shoulder Roast

Perfect for feeding families, meal prep, or weekend cooking.

Ribs and brisket

These cuts deliver some of the richest flavor on the animal.

Typical cuts include:

  • Brisket
  • Short Ribs
  • Back Ribs

Ideal for smoking, braising, or slow roasting.

Ground beef

Ground beef provides everyday versatility while still delivering exceptional quality and flavor.

Crazy Good Meats packages typically contain approximately 35% ground beef to preserve a variety of flavorful roasts. If you would like a higher mix of ground beef, shoot us a text or email and we'll arrange for it.

Ground beef is vacuum sealed in convenient portions.

Specialty and butcher’s cuts

Whole-animal beef offers cuts that are rarely found in grocery stores but are prized for their flavor and versatility.

These may include:

  • Tri-tip
  • Coulotte (Top Sirloin Cap)
  • Hanger steak
  • Stew meat
  • Flap Meat (Bavette)

These cuts offer variety and new cooking experiences.

Professionally packaged and freezer ready

Every cut arrives:

  • Frozen solid
  • Vacuum sealed
  • Clearly labeled
  • Portion ready

Your order is ready to place directly into your freezer.

No additional processing required.

What you will not receive

We do not reserve premium cuts or substitute them with excess ground beef.

Every animal is processed to provide a true whole-animal balance.

No filler. No shortcuts.

Package sizes available

Crazy Good Meats offers several package sizes to fit different households:

  • Whole Cow — The Ranch (480 lbs)
  • Half Cow — The Homestead (240 lbs)
  • Quarter Cow — The Cabin (120 lbs)

Each package contains the same balanced cut philosophy, scaled to size.

Shop Packages

Built for real households

These packages are designed to supply your household with premium meat for months, providing convenience, consistency, and exceptional quality.

You’ll always have the right cut on hand — whether it’s a weeknight meal or a special occasion.